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Dad: tehehe
Me: AHHH DAD WHAT DID YOU DO TO KURT AND BLAINE THE SALT SHAKERS
Dad: I took off all the parts that make them those gay boys!
Me: WTF WHY!?
Dad: I'm done with gay boys at our dinner table!
Me: Omg dad no fu. *fixes kurt and blaine*
*dances blaine on dad's shoulder as I sing Raise Your Glass*
Dad: woigoihreoifb GET THAT OFF ME
Me: Oh you want something sadder. LOOK BLAINE IS CRYING *pours pepper all over the table and sings Cough Syrup*
Dad: OHH THE HOMOSEXUAL MESSS (lol not but really that would be funny mostly he was just mad)
Me: LOOK HERE'S KURT SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY AS HE WHIZZES AROUND THE TABLE!!!
Dad: You will stop that!
Me: PRETTY PRETTY PLEAAAASE, IF YOU EVA EVA FEEEEEL
Dad: *incoherent grumbling*
SIERRA: 1 DAD: 0
~~~later this evening~~~ *because playing into my dad's fears of me being lesbian is so funny*
Me: That's lame why does Nessie never bark at you she always barks at me
Dad: It's because I'm the Alpha Male
Me: When I grow up I'm going to be the Alpha Male
Dad: *sputters* YOU CAN'T! Mom is just a fine Alpha Female.
Me: I'm shooting for the moon, dad! I want to be the Alpha Male! Everyone will obey me!
Dad: *addresses the dog* She's full of shit, Nessie. *whispers* fulllllll of shiiittttt
Dad can't stand any strong females. Mom is the the most vanilla little subservient thing, and I'm like "SIERRA GO! SIERRA USES: FEMINISM! IT'S REALLY FUCKING EFFECTIVE."
Sierra: 2 Dad: 0
Me: AHHH DAD WHAT DID YOU DO TO KURT AND BLAINE THE SALT SHAKERS
Dad: I took off all the parts that make them those gay boys!
Me: WTF WHY!?
Dad: I'm done with gay boys at our dinner table!
Me: Omg dad no fu. *fixes kurt and blaine*
*dances blaine on dad's shoulder as I sing Raise Your Glass*
Dad: woigoihreoifb GET THAT OFF ME
Me: Oh you want something sadder. LOOK BLAINE IS CRYING *pours pepper all over the table and sings Cough Syrup*
Dad: OHH THE HOMOSEXUAL MESSS (lol not but really that would be funny mostly he was just mad)
Me: LOOK HERE'S KURT SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY AS HE WHIZZES AROUND THE TABLE!!!
Dad: You will stop that!
Me: PRETTY PRETTY PLEAAAASE, IF YOU EVA EVA FEEEEEL
Dad: *incoherent grumbling*
SIERRA: 1 DAD: 0
~~~later this evening~~~ *because playing into my dad's fears of me being lesbian is so funny*
Me: That's lame why does Nessie never bark at you she always barks at me
Dad: It's because I'm the Alpha Male
Me: When I grow up I'm going to be the Alpha Male
Dad: *sputters* YOU CAN'T! Mom is just a fine Alpha Female.
Me: I'm shooting for the moon, dad! I want to be the Alpha Male! Everyone will obey me!
Dad: *addresses the dog* She's full of shit, Nessie. *whispers* fulllllll of shiiittttt
Dad can't stand any strong females. Mom is the the most vanilla little subservient thing, and I'm like "SIERRA GO! SIERRA USES: FEMINISM! IT'S REALLY FUCKING EFFECTIVE."
Sierra: 2 Dad: 0
Awkwardly explaining my absence
life (and not tumblr! Seems to me most people are like "eh DA, I got a tumblr" but not me). I just have things to do. Applying to college (REED COLLEGE I LOVE YOU PLEASE ACCEPT ME) and doing my senior year and all that jazz.
Also
I started this account when I was very alone with myself. Like I had friends but not really, and I needed validation, and I was figuring out my sexuality/who I was/why I was and all that angsty teenage shit. But I've worked through all that and idt I need this place anymore to do it for me. So basically if you want to keep in contact w/me, you can through my twitter (ceeceftw (https://www.deviantart.com/ceeceftw)) or my email/facebook (note me if you
Meeting Chris Colfer
Wow. Wow. Wow. I was really good at not freaking out first of all. I forced myself to not rock back and forth/not spin my wrists/make eye contact the whole time. But he was so sweet and wonderful I had nothing to worry about. I think he sensed I am really unbearably shy (like I kinda thought I would make some friends or something, since everyone in line had something in common, but nope no couldn't even talk to the others), so he was extra sweet/quiet, which was nice for me. He said he liked my hat so that hat will be on my head until the end of time. I told him Glee saved my life (I bet he hears that all the time but w/e) and he was really s
Tomorrow I meet Chris Colfer
I am so scared. I know I should be super excited but I have horrible anxiety and I get really badly star struck. Like not functioning. So I'm gonna be such a fucking MESS. Which is stupid cause he's like the sweetest thing that this planet has seen but RLY THO IM CRY. Im cry cause chris colfer and me in a building together and its a long ass drive so thats gonna give me time to have a heart attack and idek why did i decided i wanted to do this am i a fucking stupid one uggggg. someone hold me.
Alex from TGP at SD Pride!!
Today my friends and I went to San Diego Pride for the parade and ensuing festival. It was amazing and a blast and I got lots of great free stuff which was amazing. But the best part is Alex from TGP was in the parade! I got to see him and wave at him and it was super amazing and wonderful cause I love Alex. Well, I didn't at first but now I do and asdfghjkl; it was a good thing. He's also doing a concert but it's only for like 20 minutes and it would be such a huge hassle to stay until dark and everyone was already drunk at like 2 so imagine how it would be later tonight and that just wasn't an option. But just being able to see him was awes
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niiiiice.
I still can't get over the fact that you have Klaine salt shakers
I still can't get over the fact that you have Klaine salt shakers